How New Yorkers Can Spot a Tourist

So it's your first trip to the Big Apple, but you're a little antsy because of the reputation Gothamites have for being, well, unforgiving, and would like to learn how to blend in. Have no fear. Peruse these, some of the most common mistakes tourists make in New York City, and you'll never again stick out like a hot buttered corn cob in the middle of an Iowa December. (By the way, never say that in New York.)